Multiple versions of me walk into the memoir. A plethora of crazy quilts drift in as well.

The picture to the right shows (from left to right) me-at-17, me-at-12, me-at-5, and me today. In this illustration, we've all been mysteriously touched by a succession of colorful quilts.

Crazy quilt (definition): 

(1) A patchwork quilt without a design. 

(2) Jumble, hodgepodge.